Hi there. I’m Iván Yivoff.
I remember when Perl was the way to get this done, when DHTML and Flash were a thing, when magazines came with “Multimedia CDs” which you built with Macromedia Director, when you had to save money to buy a X2 SCSI CD burner, and then you had to fiddle with IRQ jumpers to make it work (most of the time).
I remember studying Turbo Pascal from a printed book that you went and bought in a physical store. You chose from the books they had, which weren’t that many.
I remember Zak McKracken fondly, and waiting to buy an AT computer.
I’m not old. I’m well-used.
I should be outside riding my bike, or walking uphill ⛰. If I’m not, blame the computers.
I need money to keep these two well-fed. The white one can’t possibly fend for herself.